About Me
"Swipe right only if you respect my **ghar ke mamle (domestic affairs)** AND you have **good defense equipment**.
I love all my partners equally, *par pehle jo sasta dega usse baat karoonga*.
**Non-negotiables:** Cheap oil and a permanent seat at the 'cool kids' table (UNSC)."
Looking For
Long-term commitment, but also short-term benefits. *Mera koi fixed type nahi hai.*
My Ideal Date
A Quad meeting on Monday,
a BRICS summit on Wednesday, and
a large shipment of discounted Russian S-400s on Friday.
**Controversial Warning:** Note: If you publicly criticize my domestic laws, I will immediately unmatch and send angry diplomatic memos. Also, Bidder C: stop trying to send me pokes on the border, it's not funny.
"Always delivers on the cheap oil promise. Reliable investment, though sometimes their domestic policies give me a minor headache."
"They keep our equipment upgraded, but they flirt with too many global suppliers. High maintenance, but worth the security."
"Hard to pin down their exact travel itinerary. One day BRICS, the next Quad. Very fast-paced, sometimes leaves me behind."